A new bit of satire for you, written by yours truly!
Nation Hit Hard By Tons Of Unsold Crap
Unsurprisingly enough, a headline in the New York Times not two days after the release of this article read "Steep Slide in U.S. Economy as Unsold Goods Pile Up." I called that one! I suppose it also bears mentioning that today is Groundhog Day, and while I don't take much stock in the clairvoyancy of marmots, I must proclaim that anything that comes from the ground and is a hog is OK in my book.