I am an onion kid!
I have eaten onions every day for about the last week. But a few days ago I noticed that my hands smelled like onion. "Oh well," I thought, "surely this is only because I chopped some onion recently, boy they sure have a lot of vitamin C in them, I'm sure glad I'm eating lots of onion." But then, then one day, MY ENTIRE BODY SMELLED OF ONION! Needless to say, this was quite distracting. One shower later, I smelled only slightly of onion, and now, I am on onion detox. These... my friends... are my adventures.