You have stumbled into a gap in history! Time and space have been rent asunder! The universe hangs in the balance!
No but seriously, I just haven't gotten around to writing the Goings-On for this comic since I am adding them retroactively having only just implemented the feature.
No, but let's go back to pretending that you just wandered into a time paradox. Because now it is your job to fix it! GO FORTH CHRONONAUT!
Save history before the UNIVERSE EXPLODES!