Umbrage abound! First off, Mr. Z sent me another letter
(apparently, he saw me at Comic-Con), so you know there's some umbrage there. Second off, for a period of some number of hours last night the umbrage counter at my new site, Umbrage.org,
was not incrementing! Don't worry, your umbrage was recorded, but you were still denied the satisfaction of SEEING your umbrage recorded. For those who take umbrage to the fact that you did not see your umbrage taken, well, take that umbrage!