Congratulations to my cousin and her now husband! There was a wedding this last week and now the family I belong to is another family bigger.
At the BBQ the next day we broke a piñata for the sake of good times. T'was a horse piñata, and when its head was knocked off, I decided to make of it a head of my own.
Then, I proceeded to beat what remained of my carcass. And remember horse, you'll never fly like us magical unicorns!