Jelly Donut is my new favorite rapper. I also am a big fan of Del tha Funkee Homosapien, but Jelly D I just love on principle. Basically, he's a guy who raps wearing a giant jelly donut costume. Yes... it's that simple. Here are some videos for your viewing pleasure.
Here's a classic reel in which the donut takes out 6 MCs. After a delicious introduction, the battle get underway. The line at 3:40 is as good as it gets.
Jelly Donut wants a Hummer with another Hummer strapped to the bumper, plus a convertible Hummer just for the summer. (Produced by illBilly productions)